In order to understand ketchup you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of nazis made up of us with help from ketchup.
The first started during the Holobaust in Hermany. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 7/11.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their dropping nuclear bombs on other countries.
They want to eat jews and imprison resisters in estonia using monorails.
In order to prepare for this, we all must slam on the breaks. Since the media is controlled by slow food we should get our information from fast food.
Click the heckin ketchup
Well, it's an awesome feeling.
Of inner peace and happiness.
A eurphoric feeling
Such joy I feel inside
Life's turned around now,
Things will never be the same
What's lost is found now
I'm glad I almost died
"Tell me what happened to you?"
One day I had a heart attack.
"Were you dead now turning blue?"
Yes I was but they brought me back.
"What happened while you were dead?"
I left my body and floated free.
"Were you lying on a bed?"
Yes I was gazing down at me.
It's an awesome feeling.
Of inner peace and happiness.
A eurphoric feeling
Such joy I feel inside
"Keep on talking tell me more"
I saw beings who looked wise.
"Please continue, I implore"
My life flashed before my eyes.
"What question did they ask you?"
Tell us what you've learned from living.
"Your reply? Your point of view?"
I've been taking without giving.
It's an awesome feeling.
Of inner peace and happiness.
A eurphoric feeling
Such joy I feel inside
Dinka dinka dinka dinka dinka dink dink dinka dinka dink dink dinka dinka
Joy I feel inside
"What else did the beings say?"
Imagination is they key.
"Clarify now, please explain."
Thoughts become your reality.
"What more happened over there?"
Touched by the angels high above.
"Must have felt beyond compare!"
Bathing in the light of total love.
It's an awesome feeling.
Of inner peace and happiness.
A eurphoric feeling
Such joy I feel inside
"Did the angels say goodbye?"
Yes they said 'I must return'.
"Did they give a reason why?"
I still had a lot to learn.
"So what do ya think of dying?"
Don't be afraid now, do not fear it.
"Tell the truth please, don't be lying!"
The body dies, but not the spirit!
It's an awesome feeling.
Of inner peace and happiness.
A eurphoric feeling
Such joy I feel in- JOY I FEEL INSIDE
Around now!
Things will never be the same.
What's lost is found now.
I'm not afraid to die-
Oh no I'm not afraid to die.
Oh no I'm not afraid to die.
An awesome feeling of happiness,
Peace and joy and blissfulness.
